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1990-02-12
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╘HE TROUBLE WITH A ╦ITTEN IS THAT, EVENTUALLY IT'S A ├AT
╫HO NEEDS A CAT TO IGNORE THEM, ╔ HAVE A WIFE FOR THAT!
╫HEN ╟OD SAID "╠ET THERE BE ├ATS " HE WAS QUICKLY IGNORED.
I╘'S ╚AR─ T╧ T┘╨E ╫╚IL┼ C╚O╦IN╟ A C┴╘!
╙CATOLOGY, ╘HE SCIENCE OF SHOOING CATS
┬UREAUCAT: ┴ KITTY WHO SLEEPS ON YOUR UNDIES.
200 POUND PARROT: "╚┼╥┼ ╦╔╘╘┘, ╦╔╘╘┘..."
┬┼╬╩╔! ╫ATCH OUT FOR THAT CA -- @#%^@^$%^ ╬╧ ╘┼╥╥╔┼╥
╚E WHO LAUGHS LAST IS LIKELY ┬RITISH.
╘HERE IS NEVER ENOUGH BEER, SEX, OR DISK SPACE.